A Friend Group.
An extremely exclusive society of people who already know each other.
- Membership
- Closed
- Vibes
- Open
Applications are reviewed promptly and rejected just as promptly.
Persuasion check: natural 1.
Posting to the spreadsheet
Our official system of record. If it isn't posted to the spreadsheet, it didn't happen.
| A | B | C | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Game | Score | Notes | |
| 2 | Daily word game | 3/6 | “Wasn't even trying” |
| 3 | Daily word game | 6/6 | “The app is broken” |
| 4 | Group trivia | Last | Appeal pending |
| 5 | Golf | #REF! | We don't talk about golf |
| 6 | Game night | Nat 1 | “The dice are cursed” |
| 7 | Your score here (members only, see above) | ||
fx =IF(ISBLANK(screenshot), "didn't happen", "brag")
The Rules
- Don't talk about A Friend Group.
- Fine, talk about it. It's just a group of friends.
- All scores go in the spreadsheet. Even the bad ones. Especially the bad ones.
- Screenshots or it didn't happen.
- Leaving the group chat requires two weeks' notice and a formal apology.
- New members are admitted never, or whenever we feel like it. Whichever comes first.
Frequently Avoided Questions
Is this a cult?
No. Cults have better attendance.
Is this a startup?
We have a spreadsheet and no revenue, so technically yes.
How do I join?
Go back in time and meet us earlier.